Alex Jones

Alex Jones
Alex Jones is a man of many talents, having multiple occupations one being a water filter and male vitality supplement salesman, the other being a Sith Lord and Ruler of an army of lab grown Mulattoes, his most notable being the host of the global sensation and Webby Award winning Web show "Info Wars".

Being a lead on a popular web show gives him a very big advantage in the world of public speaking, spreading his words of anti-liberalism to cleanse the minds of his viewers and keep them armed with the knowledge of the coming storm of the Clinton's and their corrupt army of vampire soldiers.

However, years of being called crazy and being openly ridiculed by non-believers has caused him to resort to dangerous, if not slightly evil ways of rising against the oncoming evil. By creating a genetics lab under the guise of an abortion/insemination clinic, he has begun creating armies of mulatto soldiers for his cause.

Early in the Story
Alex Jones was introduced into the story as a door to door entrepreneur, handing out cards for the Judy Hopp's Center for Abortion. Upon visiting The Kando, he was quickly shut down by Shakre when trying to hand his card and customary Fidget Spinner to Blandan, resorting to trying to shove them through the mail slot of the front door, those also being quickly shoved back through much to his disdain. Rubbing his hands greedily he stated that he'd get that boy to buy his filters, one way or another.